Some of you know that I’m addicted to sites like Classmates.com where they have all kinds of crazy info on millions of people I’ve never met. That’s one of the reasons that I like the internet and maybe even the idea of being alive, now that I think about it.
So, I’m clicking around over at Classmates and I decided to find all the people named Jenna Jameson. I thought it would be funny if she actually registered with her highschool. So, I found three profiles of her that were kind of amusing, especially if you consider that it was 4:30am and everything is funny at 4:30am.
First, the kinda dumb one:
Jenna Jameson, Class of 2000, Franklin, OH
My Bio:
- Well guys its been about 9 months since we have graduated and I just wanted to tell you all what ive been up to. Well as you knew, I was a porn star and also appeared on Howard Stern many times. I was at Diamonds Caveret a couple times. But right now I have put a hold on my porno making career. Right now I can not walk for about 3 more months. I just came out with a new porno called “Hung Like a Horse” featuring Jeff Henderson. And let me tell you. It was hung like a horse. It was gigantic. He tore me up litteraly. I still have nightmares of that awful but pleasuring video. By the way, it comes out in a couple months. Well fellas, I will talk to you at the reunion, and if im healthy we might get caught up on things if ya know what i mean. choa!
Then the mildly funny one:
Jenna Jameson, Class of 1997, Westbury, NY
My Bio:
- Hi everyone! I hope that things are going well. I have been hard at work since HS. I didn’t get my degree in teaching because I was discovered by a modeling agency one day while at school. It definitely has had it’s ups and downs, and sometimes it’s been hard to swallow. But in the end, I’m always satisfied and ready to do it again. I’ve gotten to work with some very blessed people. They have touched me in many deep, profound ways. I hope to see you all soon! Hugs and kisses!
Finally, the subtle, yet hilarious one:
Jenna Jameson, Class of 1995, Albuquerque, NM
My Bio:
- I like pie.
Can you believe that this is just one of the numerous fun things that I do while I’m supposed to be working? More dumbness coming soon. Count on it.
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