Archive for December, 2001

Last day of 2001.

Monday, December 31st, 2001

Hey everyone. It’s the last night of 2001, Happy New Year. Nothing else to say tonight, sorry.

Take care and, as we used to say as kids, see you next year!

Japanese Girls and Christmas Approaches.

Sunday, December 23rd, 2001

A couple days until Christmas and I’m still posting the naked pics. Is that good or bad? What would Santa think? Last year I was in Switzerland for Christmas, but this year it’s all about Southern California.

Speaking of beautiful naked Japanese girls…

I just posted a gallery with pictures of one of the coolest Japanese models yet. Get this, she’s got a gun in some of the pictures! It’s mostly black and white arty stuff, which I tend to like more than the straight up porn. I know, I’m a sissy because I prefer softcore, so what. I wish I knew the name of the girl in these pictures, but the company I licensed them from didn’t give me her name. Maybe they were afraid I would stalk her if I knew who she was? Anything is possible when a girl is that pretty.

Take care my friends and have a great Holiday. Don’t forget to buy presents for your pets!

Aria Giovanni Pics.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2001

I just added a new gallery featuring Aria Giovanni. Aria is a San Diego, California, girl who has made her hometown proud. She’s a porn star, a Penthouse Pet, and an all around popular girl. She’s amazingly pretty, but my one beef with her is that she claims that she was “unpopular” in highschool. Has there ever been a model, porn star, actress, or any other super beautiful person who was willing to admit that they were popular in high school?

Here’s a quote from Aria’s Penthouse bio: “In highschool I was an ugly duckling. I had big-breasts, an exotic voluptuous look and was so pathetically shy I had hardly any friends.”

Oh yeah, I remember tons of girls like that at my highschool. Huge breasts, exotic beauty, shy, and terribly unpopular with no friends. Ok. Right. Sure.

Enjoy the pictures!

Britney showing her thong.

Monday, December 17th, 2001

Everyone knows that I’m a Britney Spears fan (not her music), so I can’t help but post this picture and link. It seems Brit recently decided to show off her thong to some people at a department store or something like that. Thank god for the paparazzi:

Come on Barbie, let's go party.

Here is the article from The Sun and some more (and bigger) pictures of my future ex-mistress.

Nikki Nova Christmas Pics

Saturday, December 15th, 2001

I just added some Christmas pictures of Nikki Nova. Nikki is still cute, but she’s starting to look not quite as cute as she once did. Porn movies must really take a lot out of you or something. What’s the average career length of a woman in porn, like 2 years? Unlike Ron Jeremy who’s got to be going on 20 or 30 years in the industry by now. Maybe I should have posted the Ron Jeremy Christmas set. Or maybe not.

Enjoy the pictures.

Food cost v. taste ratio.

Friday, December 14th, 2001

Hello again.

I know you probably don’t care, but… I was talking to a friend today about food and how the cost to taste ratio only seems to work for some types of food. For example, I think that steak generally does taste better the more you pay for it. However, chicken doesn’t, in my experience. Some of the expensive chicken dishes at nice restaurants are a tiny piece of tasteless boiled looking meat. Why? Pasta seems to get better the more you spend, but Pizza doesn’t, unless you’re into that wood-fired novelty, then maybe you think it does? Personally, I think good pizza comes out of a big greasy oven. Seafood does seem to get better the more it costs, but Mexican food almost never does. The best Mexican food costs under $10 for two whole meals and it’s usually offered in a place that stays open 24 hours a day and has an old ass Galaga video game in the corner.

Did I ever tell you about the time I ordered a Caesar salad in France and they served it with a hot fried egg on top? To this day I’m still not sure if that’s traditional or if they just hated me personally. Either way, I ended up eating around the egg. Yum.

Al Goldstein from Screw.

Wednesday, December 12th, 2001

Only a couple of weeks until the end of the year. Crazy.

I just read the most amazing article. It’s a bunch of comments from Al Goldstein, the First Amendment loving publisher of Screw magazine. The guy is beyond funny. He’s being accused of some bogus crime where he might get a year in jail and he’s representing himself because no lawyer wants to deal with him. Check out some of these quotes from him:

About the phone call that he was charged with making:
“I am a 66 year old man. I’m a handicapped diabetic. I would not threaten anybody, physically. With my mouth, yes. For this man to put me behind bars, how dare he? How dare he??she (Lozinsky) was an elitist Jew who felt that her cunt did not smell from fish and yet as soon as she walked in my office, I heard the tune ‘The Shrimp Boats Are Coming’. She was a typical elitist cunt who thought that her shit didn’t stink. She disapproved of me and I had her assistant indicted. He did steal money. The law in New York is so stupid that if she hears the words, ‘I’ll take you down’ and she is afraid- even though there is no objective reality to this, she can call the police and have me arrested.”

About going to prison:
“I think I can do Pritikin in prison. I think I could buff up a little bit and maybe find the man of my dreams. I would like to find a big black guy, be his woman. I would like him to be a career criminal with a good night job. Prison doesn’t mean shit to me. I hope they have cable in prison. I’m 66. Maybe the Alzheimer’s will kick in while I’m in there. Maybe in prison I will have the attention span to learn computers. The advantage to being as nuts as I am is that I don’t give a flying fuck about most things. The food will be crappy but Wolfgang Puck said he will cater. When Wolfgang makes that kind of commitment, that ain’t bad.”

About his last meal:
“I want to eat Jenna Jameson’s pussy. I would like her to be my last meal. If I could get that, I would confess to anything. Ron Jeremy could even fuck me in the ass while I am doing it. I’ll waive the appeal if I can have her?It makes me feel alive to push the envelope and do things like this. In a crowded movie theatre, I would never yell ‘fire’ but in a room full of feminists, I would yell the word ‘cunt’. I live for this?this is very exciting. Even I don’t know the end to this. It will make a fucking good movie.”

Read the article, it’s insane.

New picture gallery – Brittany Andrews.

Monday, December 3rd, 2001

Hi everyone. My first update in December. I know you’re thrilled.

I added a new picture gallery featuring a pornstar named Brittany Andrews. Apparently she’s pretty popular, though she seems a little over-the-top porn looking to me. She’s pretty enough, and with the fame thing going for her, I thought I’d post a few pics. People seem to like the name brand pornstars, so why not? I’ve now posted two galleries in a row that aren’t Asian girls, woe is me.

I went out Christmas shopping for some kids the other day and they have the scariest thing at Toys R Us – a life sized Barbie Doll. It’s supposed to be the same size as a 7 year old! What the hell is a kid going to do with that shit? If it was me, and I was 8 years old, and I had a doll the same size as me, I’d be scared to go to sleep at night. Not to mention how fucked up it would be if you were a little girl and you walked in on your 9 year old brother making out with the doll.

Ok, I better go now, before I get even more stupid. Bye.