Only a couple of weeks until the end of the year. Crazy.
I just read the most amazing article. It’s a bunch of comments from Al Goldstein, the First Amendment loving publisher of Screw magazine. The guy is beyond funny. He’s being accused of some bogus crime where he might get a year in jail and he’s representing himself because no lawyer wants to deal with him. Check out some of these quotes from him:
About the phone call that he was charged with making:
“I am a 66 year old man. I’m a handicapped diabetic. I would not threaten anybody, physically. With my mouth, yes. For this man to put me behind bars, how dare he? How dare he??she (Lozinsky) was an elitist Jew who felt that her cunt did not smell from fish and yet as soon as she walked in my office, I heard the tune ‘The Shrimp Boats Are Coming’. She was a typical elitist cunt who thought that her shit didn’t stink. She disapproved of me and I had her assistant indicted. He did steal money. The law in New York is so stupid that if she hears the words, ‘I’ll take you down’ and she is afraid- even though there is no objective reality to this, she can call the police and have me arrested.”
About going to prison:
“I think I can do Pritikin in prison. I think I could buff up a little bit and maybe find the man of my dreams. I would like to find a big black guy, be his woman. I would like him to be a career criminal with a good night job. Prison doesn’t mean shit to me. I hope they have cable in prison. I’m 66. Maybe the Alzheimer’s will kick in while I’m in there. Maybe in prison I will have the attention span to learn computers. The advantage to being as nuts as I am is that I don’t give a flying fuck about most things. The food will be crappy but Wolfgang Puck said he will cater. When Wolfgang makes that kind of commitment, that ain’t bad.”
About his last meal:
“I want to eat Jenna Jameson’s pussy. I would like her to be my last meal. If I could get that, I would confess to anything. Ron Jeremy could even fuck me in the ass while I am doing it. I’ll waive the appeal if I can have her?It makes me feel alive to push the envelope and do things like this. In a crowded movie theatre, I would never yell ‘fire’ but in a room full of feminists, I would yell the word ‘cunt’. I live for this?this is very exciting. Even I don’t know the end to this. It will make a fucking good movie.”
Read the article, it’s insane.
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