The tabloids are reporting that America’s favorite desperate housewife, Britney Spears, is going to pose topless for Allure magazine in an upcoming issue.
But don’t get too excited yet. The last time Britney claimed she was going to pose topless, back in 2003, it was all a publicity stunt. She might have actually been topless, but you wouldn’t know it because she put things like hair and hands (both hers, I’m guessing) in front of her breasts. Here is one of the old pics:
There is still hope, though. Britney’s career was in a little better place in 2003 than it is today. It’s pretty apparent that, all of her talk about taking some time off from celebrity aside, the girl needs attention. Maybe this time she’ll do something crazy to try to get back into the spotlight. We’ll have to wait and see what the Allure pics look like. But, if she tricks us again, this will be strike two.
First, I must say that the new site is starting to grow on me.
Secondly, Hope she goes all the way this time. She has a body that can kill!
James
March 10th, 2005